Fuckin’ Fat People!
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Before I begin, I want to say that I do NOT want to make a habit of responding to Intarweb Wank, but this one is just tailor-made for HappySadist.com. If you haven’t seen it yet, I’ll summarize and you can Google it. Marie Claire magazine had one of their editorialists, Maura Kelly, write an article about the TV sitcom Mike & Molly. The text of the article is not only condescending and snide, it’s misleading. The question she’s REALLY asking here is “Should fat people fuck? And if they should, should they be allowed to even allude to it in public?”

That’s really one of the burning questions in America today: Should fat people admit they like to fuck? Why, that’s something I worry about daily, along with whether or not our politicians are actively using 1984 as a blueprint. I debated even writing this, for a few days, because on the surface this fat wank thing seems to have nothing to do with sex, or BDSM. Then I thought about the Weekly FetLife Fat Rant(™), and the number of profiles I’ve seen where people describe the Partner Of Their Dreams and proclaim “no fatties”. So think about all the anti-fat you’ve heard and read about how disgusting fatties are. Then think about yourself, and your insecurities about coming out to, say, your parents or grandparents about how you’re into schoolgirl outfits or leather or latex fetish or whatever.

Now combine the two.

It’s daunting.

So, in belated honor of Coming Out Day:

I’m fat. I like to fuck. I like kinky sex. I like wearing corsets, being flogged, being tied up, being fisted, hard sex, and being flogged and fisted while being tied up, while wearing a corset. I can promise you that you will never see that picture anywhere. I have full blown anxiety attacks just thinking about the hate mail I would get – that people would feel free to leave in comments or email to me – when I even think about posting such a picture.

Now, before you go thinking “aw, it’s not like you’re THAT fat”, I’d like to point out a couple of things:
1) I’m 60 pounds overweight, making me obese in the medical definition of the word. Yes, I am that fat.
2) Why the fuck should it matter if I’m “that” fat or not?

Seriously, I’m supposed to be only halfway ashamed of myself for admitting I like to fuck? Is there a shame-to-fat ratio someone forgot to clue me in on? What the frack is that about?

Fuckin’ fat people.

I’m for them, and I think we need more fat people fucking.

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    BookOfMirrors October 31, 2010

    I think I’ll go fuck someone right away, in support of this post! 🙂

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    gonzo October 31, 2010

    She probably would just lay there anyhow. Pity those that cant have a real orgasm.
    Ive always said – FAT GUYS CAN FUCK!

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